proof

it's that time of the mouth

 

(9:46:29 PM) n/a: kiss my knife
(9:51:27 PM) Tristan Lear: kiss my knife, kiss my wife, kiss my life (life refers to the vagina, the jewish trio)
(9:51:45 PM) Tristan Lear: then its a stab party
(10/12/2007 12:01:35 AM) n/a: the jewish trio
(12:01:36 AM) n/a: omg
(12:01:44 AM) n/a: i went on a date with the jewish architect
(12:01:55 AM) n/a: i had a drink
(12:02:14 AM) n/a: he's a nutball
(12:02:22 AM) n/a: drinking straight vodka
(12:02:29 AM) n/a: cheap vodka
(12:02:38 AM) n/a: and not telling me any personal information
(12:04:21 AM) n/a: driving a hyundai accent
(12:04:29 AM) n/a: such a weird car
(12:04:35 AM) n/a: why drive anyway?
(1:50:01 AM) Tristan Lear: hahaha
(1:50:04 AM) Tristan Lear: why drive anyway
(1:50:17 AM) Tristan Lear: if you don't have a flashy car
(1:50:32 AM) Tristan Lear: kiss my knife should have been last
(1:50:44 AM) Tristan Lear: to preceed the getting stabbed in the MOUTH
(1:50:47 AM) Tristan Lear: sorry ouch
(7:30:21 AM) n/a: thank fuck its motherfuckingF

kind of amazing

Cal's mobile tip of the day

Cal's mobile tip of the day
Originally uploaded by heather.

Notice the whiteboard that just says fuck

unfortunate

etiquette, a real asset during these unpredictable times

everyone rude and full of shit is now dead to me.

the past and the future

the future: a u/dystopia where craigslist classifieds dominate as the sexing-courting arena. glittery sex-resumes replace teenage mook and midriff fantasies (ala social-sexual victory)